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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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"Some people aren’t antisocial, they’re just very selective when it comes to who they associate with."
-(via nyu-tah)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

friccup:

when your chem teacher gives u a pop quizimage